Snakes on a plane!
Armadillos on a train! ( bridal)
Penguins on a grain! (of rice)
Moles on a vane! (weather)
Babirusas in the drains! (of Wallacea)
Cakes in a chain! (gang)
Panthers in a moraine! (Supraglacial)
Skunks on a mane! (Horse)
Camels in a crane! (Not the bird)
Goblin sharks at the pane! (Window)
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Snakes on a plane!
Snakes in ya brain!
Driving you insane!
They’re all to blame!
But you’re just,
ON COCAINE.
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Thank you.
*Bows and exits stage left quietly, having used up at least a months-worth of exclamation marks, and a soupcon of dignity also.
Esme's Cloud 
I had the idea of opening shop doors, while walking in town, sticking my head in, and announcing loudly “This is just nonsense”
I imagined you doing the same above
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I like your plan Stan.
Are you suggesting I have purposely written a job lot of nonsense? If so, well you are correct. This offering has been in need of an outing ever since the dreadful name of the film in question came out. So awful it amused me highly, and fell into the gully of utter nonsense perfectly.
They’re all idiots.
I do think you should seriously consider taking your idea farther President and Founder.
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I see, though I did not see the film. There was talk of it for sure, whispering and chuckles in the hall, but the others never tell me anything.
I may try out my idea at a spice shop I pass by often. The ladies inside, if they became angry, do not appear as if they could catch me in a foot race
-The President and Founder
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Neither did I, myself and the Cloud are a tad choosy, some might say picky about time spent on worthless activities, compared with that spent on adventure and the feeding of choice morsels to the soul. Such as running into a spice shop, yelling “This is just nonsense” and running out again. Be careful of the ladies though President, some of the knitters are fleeter on foot than one might suspect.
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The collection of creatures, in my mind, creates an unusual zoo! 🙂
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They’re all the best of friends in real life too, but have to keep shtum about it, or everyone will be clamouring for an invite to their tea, biscuit and cocaine parties.
😉
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