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A poor clucking bell, say it as you see it, to me to you to you to me, Wham bam no thank you man
Source – As quoted by Roger Moore – On Joan Collins –
‘One night, Joan was late for a ball in Hollywood which she was attending with Arthur [Loew Jr].
Arthur had been brooding about her punctuality for some time, and this time, he snapped, ‘You are fucking boring’.
‘And you are a boring fuck,’ snapped Joan, without a blink.’
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Both of them need their mouths washed out with soap!
The President and Founder
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Gosh, don’t read the tags on my next post President and Founder!!
*hides in the woodshed.
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Such language! I’m thinking they should have both been slapped.
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I suspect there was a fair amount of slapping and tickling going on *laughs.
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holds ears The professor can’t hear you!
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Pardon my language Professor, here on the Cloud we speak freely of such subjects, and I forget that down in The Punchy Lands these crudities are frowned upon. What on earth must you think of me?! Have a jammy dodger as a peace offering. Take two in fact as I’m afraid there’s every chance the sauce may appear again at any moment *laughs and offers two Jammy Dodgers (nice sweet biscuity things, honest guv.)
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laughs No! I’m sure they’re spoke in around the PL. I’m sure of it. Though, you know, the professor was just giving you a hard time!
A Jammy Dodger…never heard of those! Is a biscuit a cookie?
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I thought my leg was being pulled a tad yes laughs some more
A Jammy Dodger is a cookie I think you would say yes, not something you put gravy all over (bleargh). It has two layers of soft cookie with some jam in the middle like a small sandwich, and there is a heart of jam on the top. Not that it should be read into as some form of wooing good sir. That would be muffin talk. finds this hilarious
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Muffin talk. As long as it’s cherry. The JD sounds great!
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On the Cloud a muffin is a bread item, it is similar to a bap and barmcake. Cherries might be allowed on a crumpet mind you. I’ll look into it for you.
The JD’s are already yours, who knows what next you might win?!
*laughs
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A sword!
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We’re not made of magic beans up here you know.
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No giant either, I suppose?
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It’s his day off, but he’ll be back on Friday so I’ll see if he’s free.
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Tell him to be nicer when he comes in.
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He wears fluffy ear muffs most of the time, but I’m a gifted mime so all should be well.
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What was his name?
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The giant? Archibald Ferret.
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Perfect name!
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Thank you! I shall tell his mother you said so laughs
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That’s good, I”d say.
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I’ve met another from the ‘Guild of The Last Word’ haven’t I? *does the secret dance.
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