There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that's what we provide in our own modest-humble- insignificant... oh fuck it, You're looking so well darling you really are. I don't know what sort of cream they put on you down at the morgue but I want some.
No.12 in Fantastical and Unusual Celluloid
I have avoided all the official trailers, and you should follow suit – they give away far too much of the plot. I highly enjoyed this film, and you will too.
Fourth now, is it? The fourth to like anything is completely unacceptable, I hesitate to even ‘click’ the like button for the shame it brings on me, but, in this case, I will do it, must do it really, if only to show my support for the cinematic artistry or Mr. Anderson, who, by the way, is responsible for the film I mentioned some time ago called “Rushmore” in which one character (while out to dinner at a restaurant with some other characters from the film) refers to one of them as wearing a nurse’s outfit to which the one in the nurse’s outfit replies “These are O.R. scrubs” to which the first character I mentioned retorts “Oh, are they”? Ha ha ha. The clip of the exact interchange is somewhere out there floating around in the mostly curdled soup of youtube, I suggest it be fished out if one is willing.
The President and Founder
I began to doubt you’d like it at all, especially as my last post reached three likes, with no show whatsoever from your court! The horror. I wept. Wept I tell you, sure you’d never again touch a post should three others have the temerity to get there first. Indeed I was halfway through a noose plaited from my own hair, straw and some crepuscular rays, in deep despair… when you liked this post. A tragedy averted. Phew! All thanks to Wes apparently. He has some sway that one.
The film, ‘Rushmore’ (which when you think about it is rather apt to mention, because technically, were you to Rushmore, you’d get to the like button first), is apparently on youtube in full. It is on my list to take in.
I may sue if it turns out to be bollocks on a stick though.
There is, and I don’t mind at all telling you this for the third or possibly fourth time, always the possibility of something being bollocks on a stick. I believe it is even mentioned in the Bible, Revelations 13:4 “And in those times there will be no room to move so plentiful will be the bollocks on sticks”.
And… I missed this last post you mention that I did not like, I mean I didn’t see it, so there was no way to like it or not like it, you know?
I am glad I was able to save the day with my ‘like’. Having someone end it all because of you is not as cool as you’d think it would be. In fact, years ago I would approach young ladies at various watering holes with the line “A girl once killed herself because of me”, it was not at all successful in wooing them.
The President and Founder
Not wishing to scare any barnyard creatures nearby, I am laughing silently, but with vigor (a close friend of Igor as it turns out).
Here is the post you missed, it is worth a gander.