Spontaneous Subconscious Combustion
“Last night I dreamed about you. What happened in detail I can hardly remember, all I know is that we …
Category Archives: Quotes of Mirth and Merit.
More Bollocks
Or rather a continuation of the examination and translation of slang, both past and present from the United Kingdom. Those …
Sick Tundra Head
As of today I have 600 people following me. Popping out to the off licence I can’t move for the …
When Charles Dickens Met Esme 1861
Of course in that life Esme was using her middle name – Estella. And my, what great expectations he had …
The Thoughtful Son
On her travels away from this wild and wondrous place Esme came across the below. It is a letter written …
On the Subject of Kissing
As recorded by R.G.Knowles the music hall comedian circa 1900. Sounds legit. *Esme falling about so much she rolls …
Stuffed.
Eddie Izzard on wanting to end up in certain professions; “And there’s others like taxidermist. You can’t just go, “Oh, I …
Just a slip of the tongue
There’s many a slip twixt cup and lip.
East of Extolment
“Unless a reviewer has the courage to give you unqualified praise, I say ignore the bastard.” – John Steinbeck …
The Fluffy Bunny of Incredulity
“Sometimes the fluffy bunny of incredulity zooms around the bend so rapidly that the greyhound of language is left, agog, …
East is East, and West is West
“Well, Art is Art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west …
The sky knows the reasons.
“A cloud does not know why it moves in just such a direction and at such a speed…It feels an …
With a Sudden Clamorous Pain
“Poet, never chase the dream. Laugh yourself and turn away. Mask your hunger, let it seem small matter if he …
A Dog and a Baby went into a bar….
Stewie Griffin: [imitating Brian] I’m the dog! I’m well-read and have a diverse stock portfolio! But I’m not above eating …
Stuff your eyes with wonder.
“People who don’t read, get what they deserve.” – John Lydon I like this quote, it sounds vaguely threatening, as …
A simple choice.
“The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think …
Esme's Cloud 
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