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And like that. Poof - she's gone, “Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.”, I love smile lines - show me yours and I'll show you mine, Just for fun folks, Take the blue pill and the red one as well to cover all the bases, That's some sick sense you got goin' on kiddo, The Mark of the Exclamation
Day 435. There are 100 people following me. twitches But there are Doc. I see them, behind me, sneaking through my files, hiding in the bushes! Only yesterday I caught sight of one named ‘Hariod’ stealing my pants off the washing line, and this guy ‘Doobster‘ was rooting through my black wheelie bin, looking for…..for what?!! No, it’s true Doc, it really is! Ya gotta believe me! Damn, I have other names, unlikely dodgy names – ‘Lens1‘ he’s known as ‘The Photographer’, and another called ‘Rung2idiotmaslader’ would you believe? She’s the brains of the outfit they say. Then there’s ‘Victo Dolore’ the assassin, and the one they call ‘Masodo Söze’, he’s the ‘Boss’ from what I can glean – word gets around these parts real fast. The this morning when I went to the newsagents to pick up my usual daily paper I saw ‘Peter the Vegan‘ peeking at me over a packet of pear drops and a box of extra large tampons. As soon as he realised I had seen him he grabbed the nearest magazine and held it up over his face. I’m not sure if his intention was to grab a copy of ‘Big and Bouncy’, but who are we to judge Doc? Huh? No, no, I don’t need any more sedation I’m not just making this stuff up on a computer or something you know. Arrrggghhhh! Look! At the window just then! Dale Harkness on extendable metal legs made from 1,265 old printers! He was there! What do they all want?!! Hang on a minute….what’s that written on your tag Doc? ‘President and Founder of the Institute’…Come to think of it you do look kinda familiar…those giant bug-eye sunglasses an all…hmmm….no? M’kay. Maybe not. You couldn’t be in on it too. I don’t wanna come over all paranoid or anything but the thing is… I’m afraid Doc. Terrified in fact, because……..(her eyes widen and she whispers)….I see well-read people.
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Metal extendable legs are useful for striding over boxes of extra large tampons so I can get to the aisle with skittles to use for making a broken-color portrait of Andy Warhol. 😀
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Now that is a comment to frame sir. I hope some web wanderers come across it randomly and decide to cut back on the LSD.
sonmi upon the Cloud
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The beauty of it is that even if those web wanderers cut back on the LSD, the skittle Warhol will make them think they’re having a flashback.
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Phew! I was relieved to find there were no odd names like roughseasinthemed in that list.
Or even different clouds, that move in you, like those big rolling storm clouds.
So, be well, I doubt any of them, or us exist 🙂
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One day you too could be part of strange Cloud dancer’s paranoid delusions. laughs In fact, thinking upon it you really should have been in there as you were my 100th follower. An unforgivable omission in retrospect tsk. I’ll make up for it at some point honest guv. smiles
s.u.t.Cloud
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Guv? Or Ma’am? Or Clouds? Or Rough? I could be a handful of delusions all on my own. But I’m pleased to be your 100th. I shall sleep well tonight knowing that 🙂
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‘Rough’ seems a bit harsh laughs, but I do defer to that which people prefer themselves. Sometimes. Hahaha. ‘Clouds’ might be a tad confusing for folks, ‘Roughseas’ sounds like a spy name. I’d go with that ideally. nods and passes the secret documents across hidden in a copy of ‘Clouds Monthly’.
s.u.t.Cloud
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I don’t use rough 😀 I use Roughseas, only a couple of people have ever called me rough, and I did wonder … thanks, documents duly read, memorised and eaten (by the dogs)
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Well done, you have passed the test, and so has your dog! (*sonmi has a medium sized sarcastic dog and nods with approval.)
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Thank you. I am delighted. Dogs. Two of them. One large GDD husky cross, one small Podenco. Both found us on the streets so thought we needed looking after.
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Lovely. Mine (a staffy mix who had a very pretty mother, though I may be biased), was also a street wanderer. She chose here for her home, and she’s been here ever since. grins.
s.u.t.C
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Awesome!
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bows smartly laughing
s.u.t.Cloud
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I was merely conducting innocent research for my forthcoming poetry book:
“Sniffing the Bush – A Collection of Fragrant Pantoums”.
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HAHAHAHAHA. Ahem.
Tell it to the judge.
s.u.t.C
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Very clever, and thank goodness I’ve hidden more successfully than the others.
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Your time will come. looks shifty.
And thank you, I wondered how many people would get the punch-line – if they haven’t seen the film then that will be a no. But I hope it’s enjoyable enough anyway even without that link. smiles.
s.u.t.C
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Found some interesting things rooting through your black wheelie bin, Sonmi. We need to talk. Time for an intervention. 😉
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It’s been tried. All of those well-meaning people are now hooked on ‘Cloud’. It’s addictive, has you laughing despite yourself, and is absolutely impossible to ever give up.
Give it your best shot. nods and pops a corner of the cloud into her mouth to chew on.
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Just ‘cuz yer paranoid don’t mean they ain’t out to get ya!
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Well….you would say that. winks
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Of course, I mess around at night.
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The court order demands that you do to be fair.
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You know I’m not a fair creature!
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You cheat at poker for sure.
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That’s ’cause I steal the dice…wait…are there dice in poker?
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Depends where you poke her I guess.
bows and exits stage left fast enough to avoid the rotten tomatoes.
s.u.t.C
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Sonmi, it just so happened I was there to get the latest issue of ‘Big and Bouncy’ for friend who asked I do so. And if you must know, she’s doing research for her collection of poetry entitled, ‘Beyond the Bush.’ Or some such thing as that, I can’t be sure. Our conversation was difficult, so much background noise there was, as though there were clothes flapping in the wind and someone rooting in a bin.
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‘Beyond the Bush’. shakes her head laughing a lot. I must have a copy when it is released. Let’s hope it is not illustrated.
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