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"If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane"- Robert Frost, "Maybe that's what life is... a wink of the eye and winking stars" - Jack Kerouac, "Never trust a man with no smiles lines adorning his mug."- The Cloud, “Among those whom I like or admire I can find no common denominator but among those whom I love I can; all of them make me laugh.” ― W.H. Auden
Stewie Griffin: [imitating Brian] I’m the dog! I’m well-read and have a diverse stock portfolio! But I’m not above eating grass clippings and regurgitating them on the small braided rug near the door!
Brian Griffin: [imitating Stewie] I’m a pompous little Antichrist who will probably abandon my plans for world domination when I grow up and fall in love with a rough trick named Jim.
Esme's Cloud 
I believe the standard response for perplexed yet compulsive commenters is something like:
“Yes! Absolutely!”
P.S. I’m betting on the dogs.
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“perplexed yet compulsive commenters” – *stands up and says “My name is sonmi and I am a compulsive commenter. I could give it up anytime I wanted, honest guv, I just don’t want to”.
ps – The baby is very hard core on the violent front. I would go out for a drink with the dog mind you which I believe many would term as ‘plain wrong’.
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I get half-misanthropist at times.
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Only at times? I envy you.
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