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"Fiction is like a spider's web - attached ever so slightly perhaps - but still attached to life at all four corners. Often the attachment is scarcely perceptible." - Virginia Woolf, "I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out." - Dolly Parton, "Wash four distinct and separate times using lots of lather each time from individual bars of soap." - Howard Hughes, Four letter words, Four she's a jolly good empress, furry ears flash by, I would do anything four you but I won't do that Meatloaf, Murky Buckets Aplenty, One in four still here While you and I go hand in hand
Esme has been cartwheeling her way across the Cloud and back for 4 years as of yesterday, after being caught by it as she tumbled down through the aether.
Four years no less.
No more either, though there will be of course, another leap into the future by way of the past and present. – nods at the crowds all struck dumb with wonder. Well struck dumb anyway
Four
- Is the only number which is spelled with the same number of letters as its numerical value.
- On maps adjacent countries are usually shown in different colours. What is the smallest number of colours needed? In 1852 Francis Guthrie guessed that the answer is four colours for any map, no matter what shape the countries take. No one has ever found a map that needs more than four colours. But it has been difficult to find a satisfactory proof that only four colours are needed. In 1976 Wolfgang Haken and Kenneth Appel claimed to have proved the four-colour conjecture, but their proof is so complicated, involving hundreds of hours of calculation by a computer, it has been very difficult for other mathematicians to check.
- Four is indicated by the prefixes quadr-, quattr- and tetr-.
- *points sideways* Is the number of seconds contestants have to answer on “15 to 1”
- There are that many feathers in the title of an old film and its 2003 remake.
- The fourth year anniversary is traditionally celebrated with fruits and flowers in the Western world. – *Esme would rather just take the cash thanks*
- In Pythagorean philosophy there are four parts to the soul: mind – opinion – science – sense
- There are four cardinal points: North – South – East – West
- There are four winds.
- There are four phases of the moon.
- Tetraphobia or the fear of number 4 is common in East Asia. You may especially notice Tetraphobia in China, Japan and Taiwan. In these countries four is pronounced the same as the word for “death” (shi). Many apartment and business buildings, hospitals, and hotels will skip the room and floor number four. The same goes for the industry and their military vessels.
- In the Tarot the number four is the card of the Emperor.
- There are four seasons.
- Four-years is the average life-span of an iceberg and tsunamis (tidal waves) are on average only 4 inches high.
- Who doesn’t enjoy a good quartet with a sore thumb? (foursome)
- The number four on a calculator is made up of four light bars.
- There are four suits in a deck of cards,
- There are four wings on a bee.
- Tetra- means four. A tetradite is someone who attaches mystical properties to the number four.
- A tetragram is a word with four letters (like four itself).
- Plus fours are loose baggy trousers which require an extra four inches of cloth in tailoring. This ridiculous male fashion was popular with golfers in the 1920s. No one in the history of the world, or the future to come suits them.
- In a molecule of DNA, just four bases are used to make up the genetic code that determines the distinctive form of every plant and animal. The four bases are called thymine, adenosine, guanine and cytosine, or just T, A, G and C.
- Of all the words listed as ‘vulgar’ in the dictionary, exactly half are four-letter words. – Fuck that shit ya big cock.
- Four Thieves Vinegar – Four thieves vinegar was a secret herb mix believed to be consumed by thieves during the plague in France.
- These herbs were said to be the reason thieves could rob the sick and dead without getting sick themselves. The four herbs were thyme, lavender, sage and rosemary.
- The French for “a four-letter word” is “un mot de cinq lettres” because the most common four-letter word in French has five (cinq) letters.
- There are four bottles of wine in a jeroboam.
- Norway has scored “nul points” (zero points) in the Eurovision Song Contest a record four times (but they have also won the contest three times).
- A quatrain is a poem or stanza made up of four lines. The book “The Prophecies” by Nostradamus (1503 – 1566) contains 941 rhymed quatrains.
I’m not carrying on to forty, no. – sees them all let out a sigh of relief and a small amount of wind.
Many thanks to all the fine and faithful followers who join Esme on her Cloud.
You truly are most appreciated folks ❤ – Esmeralda Cloud
It’s also a warning in golf 🏌. Or it that Fore! ?
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It’s ‘Fore’ Jim, but counts ‘four’ the wordplay. – grins and hands over a rosette made of toffee
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You are funny today! Lol
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You should have seen me yesterday.
Hahahahaha.
I like japes and puns, and awarding people wondrous gifts for their efforts. This is a big one (misses), but a brief scan will give you an idea of my giddiness at times, it was written to celebrate my first year here;
The Cloudies! 2014 – 2015
Pardon the address for my agent on there Jim, (all complaints about agent’s address to be sent to agent’s address)
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The word lazy has four letters and that’s my middle name
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Hahahahaha. I’m sure that’s not the case mak. Get back on your bike sir!
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Tomorrow and I will ride lazily
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I’m seeing this
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I would like to report that my lazy ride was anything but lazy. My body is complaining in so many places.
Mak waves from the terra firma to the Clouds
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I knew it! You may be a chilled chap mak, but not a lazy one, and who can resist the pleasure of the wind whipping against their face? The joy of pumping away at those pedals!
Thank you for the update sir.
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I can’t believe there’s no mention of fourplay. . 🙂
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Wow, well noticed Carmen, I really dropped the balls there. I’m glad you brought up the rear though. – waves grinning
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Hmm … as Switzerland for example has a border with 5 countries, a map would need six colours just for that one (1 for Switzerland and 5 for the adjacent countries), wouldn’t it?
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Hey, I don’t write the map rules man, don’t shoot the messenger, take it to a higher level if needed!
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Congratulations!
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Thank you!
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And the Lord did sayeth unto John, “Come forth and you shall receive eternal life.”
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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That’s very, very good Hariod. falls about for some time – I’m getting the tinsel out. – knits Hariod a tinsel tutu and slippers to match
Thank you for the effort put in.
Now where the hell is my ‘Congratulations’?!
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CONG RATU LATI ONS, ESME !!!!
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Now THAT’S what I’m talkling about Bill!
Thank you! There’s an achievement in there I’m sure, lots of letters at least. – hugs Bill and presents him with a solid gold shoe
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Reminds me of a fellow I knew who would place an order, give his name (My name is SHI THEAD, JERRY SHI THEAD), spell the three syllables for the order taker, then wait for his name to be called…
“Order ready for Jerry Shithead!” 🙂
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https://blazepress.com/.image/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_80%2Cw_500/MTI4OTk0MDA5NDU5NzU4MzU0/20.webp
Hahahahaha.
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GORT, KLAA TUBA RADA NIKT Oooo…
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Nope, you’ve got me there Bill, no idea what that means, and I regularly decipher cryptic text too, it is one of my superpowers. Maybe they’re waning!
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Not to worry and not to fret, Esme. Even the character rearrangers at Google were flummoxed to dearth. Fortunately, I found my Orphan Annie decoder ring (it was under my slide rule). Fortunately too that I have the deluxe (though you wouldn’t know by deluxe of it) decoder ring that lets you shift two characters at a time…und so the:
GORT, KLAA TUBA RADA NIKT Oooo
shifts those four-letter words into four six-letter words, as follows:
GORT, KLAATU BARADA NIKTO
The infinite number of monkeys at Google always get flummoxed to dearth by extraterrestrial languages (not including Klingon, which has been terrestrialized) 🙂
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SIj. cake vISop
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she responds to Hariod’s dare*
Matthew gazed lovingly at his assembled party. Mark lovingly fingered his instrument while Luke stroked his horn, anxious to begin. John’s tongue wetted his mouth before beginning.
All four play.
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(Not at all Carmen, I was just off cooking saute potatoes! Hahahahahaha)
Nicely cobbled misses, I dare say Hariod could come up with something more hard line and forceful, but really don’t want him too as I have to ban half his comments as it stands.
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she thinks last comment may be too outrageous for even Esme’s readers discerning readers *
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See previous answer!
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Well Done Esme! Four years of fun and excitement and people of unknown strangeness coming to call at the cloud. I hope you continue for many more years. Hugs
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Unknown strangeness indeed. Hahahahaha. Thank you Scottie, I’m so pleased to have you here – ‘Onward and Upward! To Narnia and the North!’
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“people of unknown strangeness” – got anyone in mind, Scottie? she grins demonically
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I am not allowed to say, they may take my YouTube channel away from me. But I can quip ” Hey, I resemble that remark, you know! 😎😋😃😄😊 Hugs
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Makes two of us! 🙂
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Four sooth, Esme! Congratulations….
-blush- sorry, it was the best/worst I could come up with because I’m getting closer to four score years and ten?
-slinks away-
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It works a treat Meeka!
Thanking you kindly for the effort and congrats – hugs her and hands over a large slice of lemon sponge cake
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Yum! You know your way around a sponge!
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I can’t help but feel I should avoid adding to that statement.
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-giggles- I say nozzink!
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Congratulations and salutations dear Esme the Tetradite🌹🍏🌼🍎🌸🍋🌺🍒
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Thank you Val!
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Did nobody remember the Four Gospels?
Simply because Irenaeus (apparently) decreed it so because there were four corners of the earth and something about the four winds?
( which were likely due to all the veggies he ate)
You can Googly-Woogly if it takes y’fancy?
And as a gentleman I though I might add: Although I am completely unaware of whether dear Carmen, as adventurous a gal as she is in many areas, ever partook of fourplay I feel pretty sure she probably meant foreplay.
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It’s not like you to mention the bible Ark. – falls about ducking the old cabbages he’s chucking
“Irenaeus (apparently)” Sure it wasn’t his brother Uranus? – bows
That’s the spirit (not Holy, no proof) – you show Carmen where she’s going wrong with her foreplay.
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Aah, yes Professor Arkenatan – but in keeping with the spirit of this post, I had to use numbers. (I might add that I am, indeed, adventuresome as you, two – you get my drift. . ) 🙂
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oops, spelled our favourite god’s name wrong. . I’m on a roll, aren’t I?
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I’m sure he’ll forgive you.
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I briefly thought there you were referring to Professor Taboo there Carmen; if you were as ‘adventurous’ as him I’d suggest joining the circus. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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”Four” sure you are! And drifting along very nicely.
No need to bother with the double entendres, n’est ce pas? Just stick with the single intenders!
😉
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Wow! Four years? Like 48 months or 4 x (4 + 4) = 48!? 😮 Like 208 weeks of Esmeralda Cloudiness!? Like 1,456 days of farceurious Esmeness, or like … a wholelotta hours and minutes of… I can’t count that high of Esme virtuosity to all us second bananas!?
Wow! Bravo Madame Esmeralda! You deserve Queen Elizabeth’s chocolate biscuit cakes!! (big smile ear-to-ear clapping for the Lady)
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Aw, thank you Professor, numbers in general fox Esme, but your choice has her liking the cut of their jib.
‘farceurious’ – A just birthed word! For me! Thank you sir, for that and all your letters above and below. So to speak.
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I’ came to complain about vulgarities, and then wept as I saw Eurovision mentioned. UKs best offering has been Wogan or Norton doing the commentary. 😀
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The best? You’re forgetting the incredible . . .
Boom Bang a Bang!
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Esme, this all reminds Tubularsock of “forget” but now Tubularsock can’t remember why.
Oh well, just maybe in a fortnight less ten at three plus one the bell will toll-for-thee and congratulation will be abundant.
Until then, “four” whom the bell tolls is up in the air.
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Esme gives Tubular socks made out of children’s tears and a bag of everlasting gobstoppers for the extra effort he’s put in with his comment.
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Resisting all urges to insert for, fore or four into any comment or word, I shall simply offer my congratulations regarding your creative efforts and achievements. Blogging, that is. ☁️
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This was hovering in my spam folder Robert. The very cheek of it!
Thank you for your words, it does feel like an achievement, and creative fits the bill too beams. I bake a mean cake too mind.
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Egads, they have found me out (spamming). While I have never entertained doubts that your accomplishments are several, varied and of the highest merits, I dare not presume upon your modest and retiring nature. 🍮☯️🙏
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No more either or ether? Timely responders above saturated your cloud with metafours (couldn’t help myself), so I’ll refrain from adding more. Thank you for the lovely Christmas card. For serendipity and tree-shaking. For loose baggy trousers known as Plus Fours. For hanky waving and streaming consciousness. Happy cake-baking and whatever else lights your cirri, cumuli and strati!
Cheers!
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“(couldn’t help myself)” – Then you’re in exactly the right place. – laughs. You are most welcome for the card and cheer that accompanied it, and I’m also very pleased about the plus fours, hanky panky and streammage!
Thank you J.B, always a pleasure to see you.
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